BORN:

Yesterday (a sucker's born every day). Pittsburg, PA. March 17. (Drew's note - that's not actually true...)

EDUCATED:

Long John Silver's School of Technology. (Drew's note - Wayne didn't much believe in school, and Wayne was a frycook for enough years to get a diamond pin from said fastfood chain)

OTHER OCCUPATIONS:

Fry cook, performance artist.

FAVOURITE RECORDS:

The Beatles: "Revolver", Led Zeppelin: "Houses Of The Holy", T.Rex: "The Slider", John Lennon: "Plastic Ono Band".

FAVOURITE BANDS:

New Bomb Turks, Fugazi, Butthole Surfers, The Jesus Lizard.

FAVOURITE FILMS/TV/BOOKS:

"Jurassic Park", "The Thing", "Alien", "Young And The Restless", "Beavis And Butthead".

LIKES:

Snapples, nude beaches, component cooler, Near Beer, coupon collecting, word-searches, Tequila, not eating, the Sixties.

DISLIKES:

Mr. Suit, Country Joe, spineless idiots who are looking for an easy dollar.

BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER:

T.Rex, Bud Dwyer incident.

RESIDENCE:

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EPITAPH TO BE?:

"I'm ready to go".