50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
Iíd like to help you in your struggle 
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover

She said itís really not my habit 
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Wonít be lost or misconstrued
But Iíll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

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You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You donít need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You donít need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why donít we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
Youíll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me 
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

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