Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg’s Cornflake
Floatin’ in my bowl takin’ movies,
Relaxin’ awhile livin’ in style,
Talkin’ to a raisin who ‘casionn’ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
‘Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I’d ease myself down
Comin’ up brown.
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I’m a “Citizens for Boysenberry Jam” fan

Ah, South California

If I became a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin

(Old Roger draft dodger
Leavin’ by the basement door),
Everybody knowas what he’s
Tippy-toeing down there for